OK, here’s my review of Thor: Volstagg should have been fatter (-1), the Destroyer didn’t cast a shadow (-1), Anthony Hopkins as Odin (+2), Thor (+2), Natalie Portman (+2), Adsgard (+2), Hogun’s accent (-1)…Oh, hell +100 for AWESOMENESS!!!!! Let’s just say that it’s a 10, oh people of Midgard. Now this mortal body feels weak, it needs sustenance and my frozen pizzas await their destruction. Goodnight.
Originally posted on Facebook May 7, 2011